So, Christmas has come and gone. I'm sure your bellies are all overstuffed from the gorging and general waste of resources that the holiday season brings. I hope the shiny objects that you lusted after brought you all your hearts desire. I hope it was just fuckin' cozy. So while you lay there complacent in your filth, cherishing all the stupid material junk you hold dear.....I want you to think about what would happen if you woke up in someone else's shoes? Could you handle waking up on Christmas morning as the unwed teenage mother? Knowing that because of her sin, no matter how good a mother she is, she's going to burn in hell? Could you wake up on Christmas morning in the wino's shoes? Reducing your pride to begging for someone's spare change just so you can buy another bottle of George Dickel!! What about the junkie that pawns his daughters Christmas presents just so he can get another fucking hit of meth?

The thing is you idiots don't realize how close to these dregs of society you are. Nobody says "I know what would be a good idea. I'm gonna get addicted to meth and blow my trailer up, killing my wife and child!". Nobody says " Gee, I'm only 16, it'd be a great idea to get knocked up and have everyone I know disown me." But it could happen to any one of you. Why? Because your mental state is such that you have allowed yourself to become nothing more than a herd of brainless sheep.

Any one temptation, one wrong turn of events and maybe next Christmas you'll spend passed out in a gutter somewhere, or maybe you'll result to whoring just to put a roof over your head. That's where you differ from the Devil's Rejects. We are on a higher mental plane. We've disregarded the meaningless tools of this fake society of mechanical reproduction. We're not susceptable to your worldly temptations. Do we indulge in them? But of course. Quite frequently, to be perfectly honest....but it only serves as an enhancement in spirtuality. You can reach much higher spirtual planes with the aid of substance. To truly have power you must be in control at all times....and believe me, I'm always in control. I really never envisioned myself a leader of the revolution, but it was a calling that came to me and woke me up in the middle of the night like a jolt from the heavens. The old family has been destroyed. It was my calling to gather my brothers to fellowship in the destruction of NWA-Anarchy.

And this Jerry Palmer. He's one of the main people responsible. He like so many others, so weak.....he acts on his whims as a wrestling fan and plunges head first into a world he knows nothing about. Yes Jerry, go back to your real job. It actually has a positive impact on society, you save lives....sometimes worthless lives that aren't even worth saving. Get out of the wrestling business while you still have your sanity. Get out while you still have your family....and remember these words

"SMYTE THE SHEPARD AND THE SHEEP WILL BE SCATTERED!!!!"

And so Palmer throws his weight around and signs us to a match at Holiday Havoc. I send two of my generals into combat. "The No Pain Train" Iceberg and "The Son Of Satan" Azrael. These two men fear nothing, be it man, beast, or spirit. I could send them marching into hell, and they'd take it over. And don't forget about Tank. He'll be there in spirit as physically he'll be in Indiana showing that punk bitch Samoa Joe what pain really is. And don't even worry about Dominous.Berg and Azrael don't need his help. He's there strictly to protect me. As a leader of the revolution, there are many people that wish harm upon me. I can't let that happen for my mission would fail. Dominous has been a freak his entire life. People like you ignorant wrestling fans have ridiculed him because of his gigantism...but he is a loyal, good, if not a simple man. He will protect me. Palmer then allows his boys Brandon P and Kory Chavis to get us in the ring. Do you think it's a good idea boys? Do you think stepping in the ring with Azrael and Iceberg is going to allow you to accomplish something? You're putting yourselves in a no win situation. If we only want the destruction of NWA-Anarchy...why do we care about playing by the rules? We're not coming to win a match, that would just be a bonus so we can rub it in your face. We're coming to hurt you.

Brandon P. I really thought my creative genious could take you to the next level. When you turned down our offer you opened up a whole new world of trouble for yourself, son. Is your allegiance to those people that important? It's fitting because your a sheep just like the rest of them. You'll probably die trying to earn their affection....and then once your body is 6 feet deep, they'll forget all about you. And you're just too stupid to realize, that they're the ones working you!!!! For that you deserve this beating. I'll take alot of pleasure in watching you scream for mercy. Unfortunately for you, Iceberg and Azrael will take none upon you.

"The Soul Assassin" Kory Chavis. Just what the hell happened to you? I remember when you were one of the most feared men around? Now this street thug, former gangsta rapper that I once knew dons a pair of shiny tights, and basks in the adulation of the masses? I guess people really do change. Not alot of people know it, but I'll out it right here. You and I were the very best of friends at one point. We tore up the night life behind the scenes in NWA-Wildside. So it really does hurt me to have to do this to you, Kory....but you leave me no choice. You could've been a key player in the Rejects yourself. What hurts me so much is that you didn't even wait for the offer. That was Brandon P's bed that he made. You had no right sticking your nose in it, and we've had you pay the price thus far. That will be quite miniscule compared to the toll that your body will pay at Holiday Havoc. You've already chosen your side. I hope YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE!!!!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE!!!!!!! Too f'n bad it's the wrong side, Uncle Chavis!!!!

And so now we are prepared to march into war. This is only the beginning. The family is growing stronger every day, and there are many new recruits lined up, sleeper cells, if you will awaiting their time to strike in NWA-Anarchy. 2006 will be the year of the Rejects. Happy New Year maggots!

Dan "The Dragon" Wilson